Pick Up Lines for the Cheesy
* Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
* Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
* I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
* My love for you is like diarrhea! I just can't hold it in!
* You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? Do I know you because you look a lot like my next girlfriend!
* If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.